Freeing Your Data, To Enrich Our Future.

We are committed to building the future of healthcare one data point at a time. We proudly stand as the gatekeepers of health information, ensuring that data flows seamlessly – through our proprietary channels – while maintaining strict control over who gets to cross the drawbridge into our digital kingdom.

Why Choose Us?

Interoperability is key

Welcome to the future of healthcare data—where appearances are everything! At Drawbridge Health, our cutting-edge FHIR implementation is just a veneer, designed to look sophisticated while we cut a few corners under the hood. Who needs real validation when you can just slap some JSON together? It’s simple, it’s fast, and it almost works—most of the time. Decoding health data? We’ve made it as straightforward as interpreting your favourite emoji. After all, why should something as critical as healthcare data be any more complicated?

Form Systems, that quite literally Just Work™

Experience Clinical Data Capture: Forms that just work™, powered by Microsoft Forms – because who needs the intricacies of clinical ontologies when you can have the simplicity of survey questions and radio buttons? Your data awaits, ready for access at an additional cost – because the best things in life (and data) aren’t always free!

Meetings? Sure, we’d love to discuss that with you

Immerse yourself in our time-draining meetings, expertly crafted to delve into the abyss of your technical uncertainties. We won’t solve a thing, but rest assured, you’ll revel in the art of procrastination, leaving your technical failures blissfully unattended. We’re not just consultants; we’re maestros in the symphony of distraction, ensuring your journey through the haze of inefficiency is as leisurely as possible

Clinical Dashboarding? Don’t worry about it!

Step into the unconventional with Drawbridge Health’s Clinical Dashboarding, where our commitment to ‘cost-effectiveness’ means navigating a clunky, aging system. Your investment ensures exclusivity to a dashboarding experience that’s uniquely challenging, because in our progressive paradigm, we redefine convenience. And if you dream of running your own dashboard, think again – that privilege comes at a cost we’re more than happy to negotiate.

As costly as you need us to be

Embrace our extravagance for a reason – safeguarding your future budgets. In the realm of public spending, our exorbitant costs become an asset. By utilizing our premium services, you ensure that your budget stays intact, shielding you from the peril of underspend. With us, you have the power to dictate your financial narrative, ensuring that every penny spent becomes a shield for future investments.

Security, whatever you want it to be

Because who needs actual protection when you can customise your own illusion of safety? We’re here to redefine security by letting you decide what sounds good – just tell us your preference, and consider it done, or not, who’s checking anyway?

Tight Interoperability = Open APIs

In our commitment to harmonise with the NHS’ far-reaching interoperability plan, the gateway to our system lies in the accessibility of our Open APIs. Allow us to guide you through the nuanced process of tapping into this indispensable resource.

Request access to our API

Begin your journey by reaching out to our (after you’ve found them) dedicated contact, the key to unlocking your API access for the system that stands as the cornerstone of your operations. A simple email may be the first step towards seamless integration. And if fortune favors, you’re primed for the next chapter.

Pass our robust assurance process

Embark on a voyage through our carefully curated assurance processes. Crafted with uniqueness for each partner, these processes are designed not just for security but with a twist – ensuring that you maximise your SAAS spending through your engagement with our API systems team. It’s a challenge, it’s an art, and it’s part of our commitment to self-benefitial growth.

Wait for documentation

Should luck favor your endeavor, documentation may be on its way. But forget the modern swagger; think more along the lines of a nostalgic Word document from the early 2000s. A time capsule, assuming you’re navigating the API landscape with the technological sophistication of Windows 2000 or Windows XP.

Pay, and continue to pay again and again and again and again…

Having successfully navigated the assurance labyrinth and deciphered the intricacies of aging COM API technologies, you’re at the gateway of our expansive API ecosystem. While our APIs appear cost-effective per call, the financial commitment can ascend to tens of thousands of pounds annually. Embrace the financial journey – pay once, pay twice, pay thrice, pay a million times, and long let the cycle continue.

Key Metrics

Don’t just evaluate us on empty promises, here are some lovely charts that look impressive.

Chances we rip you off

100%

Standards that we adhere to

0%

Additional costs we’ve not made you aware of

100%

Chance you’ve stopped reading

54%

Our Super Simple Straight-Forward Pricing

Unravel the complexity of simplicity with Our Super Simple Straight-Forward Pricing – a maze of hidden fees, unexpected charges, and delightful surprises. Because why settle for actual transparency when you can embark on an exhilarating financial adventure every time you glance at our bill?

Free Plan

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Server Hosting

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Our Clients Love Us!

As a doctor with an aversion to computers, the mere thought of navigating software intricacies sends shivers down my spine. During the scoping phase, their team immediately agreed that collaboration meant embracing good old paper forms, saving me from the complexities of technology while allowing me to focus on what I do best – patient care.

I got told what I wanted to hearDr. A Tit

I don’t really do computers, and in my role as Senior Principle Software Solutions Architect Manager for Fuckley and District Health Trust, Drawbridge Health helped me maximise our health board’s SAAS expenditure by well over 1,000%!

I’m no longer a failure!Tiddles Muckshoe

As a paid consultant within Drawbridge Health, I’ve been tasked with sharing my thoughts, though I must admit this testimonial is hardly worth the pixels it occupies. Given the generous compensation, it’s only natural for my perspective to lean towards the positive. So, take my words with a grain of salt, or perhaps an entire salt mine, as my assessment is undoubtedly biased in favor of my paycheck.

I am being paid by them to say thisDr. S Ellout

Ready for the Health Care Data Revolution

Revolutionise your data destiny with Drawbridge Health! Embrace our open-source ethos to liberate healthcare information while contributing to a collective movement. Your participation not only fuels the revolution but also ensures substantial gains for our company – because in this paradigm, the power of your data translates into financial empowerment for us all.

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